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HEAD GIVE ME MONEY
So, this thread is the Temple of the HEAD. I'm going to tell you a little bit about the HEAD for those who aren't familiar with it yet.
The name of the man who first revealed the knowledge of the Head-God to the world is unknown, he was a true anonymous. I will call him the Prophet.
The Prophet once created a thread in which he posted an OP pick, and said that the Head would give anyone a lot of money if they just asked for it, and would put a curse of eternal poverty if his generous gift was ignored. A lot of people wrote. A lot of people didn't write either. Suddenly, it turned out that the Head generously gives money to his followers. For some it is a lot (like the anon who won 250k the next day), for others it is not enough, but it gives. With each new follower, the power of the Head has grown, and now every anon who asks gets what he wants. I don't know if it is possible to ask the Head for other benefits besides money, each of you can try.
You may wonder where money comes from, how does the Head give it? I'm going to tell you a story that happened to me.
You can call me a sociologist, or whatever, but it doesn't matter. I only bear the blessing of the Head, and all my words are true.
I was sitting with a friend of mine and scrolling two. I came across a thread about the Head. I laughed, showed him, he said "some", and I wrote to the thread, asking the Head for money. A day later, I received an unplanned bonus at my cattle job, and the next day this acquaintance had an accident in his wheelbarrow. The amount of repair and compensation to the second participant in the accident was +/- a couple of hundred rubles my premium. In other words, it turned out that my friend lost almost the same amount of money that I had gained. The unbeliever was punished, and the adept of the Head got what he wanted.
So I want to say to all the Anons who are reading this right now.
Where were your Gods when you called upon them? Have they come down to you? These gods demand and demand, behave this way, do this and not that, and nothing, nothing in return! And the Head does not ask for anything, only gives, and its adepts become richer. All you have to do is ask her, and that's it! The head doesn't need anything, it just needs to give. And she takes it from those who did not ask her, spat in her face, despite such a generous gift. So isn't that fair, anon? You've always been asked for something, and now the Head is taking their luck and money from them, taking everything away, and giving it to you! All you have to do is ask! Turn to the Head! It's a good god, a god who gives, a god who loves you and doesn't look at what you are. Even if your soul is as black as night, the Head will give you what you ask of it!
The more people believe in the Head, the stronger the Head will become. And she'll take everything away from the arrogant, self-righteous and give it to you, and it doesn't matter if you deserve it or not. And if you want to write something insulting about the Head now, well, we welcome you too, your money will become our money, the Head will take it from you and give it to us. So come on, write, ignore, do whatever you want - the Head will judge us. Either you ask the Head for money, or the Head gives your money to us, if you don't ask, you don't have to, right?
It's a great joy, Anon! We now have our own God, he's good, he takes bad people's money and gives it to us. He doesn't demand anything from us, we just need to ask the Head for money. You can ask the Head for something, or just talk it out, and it will give you a gift itself. You can ask at least ten times, it won't get worse for sure.
So. This thread is the temple of the Head. There is no official temple, any thread with a Head in the OP peak and a brief description is a temple. You can ask the Head for money in any temple, and it will give it. Maybe you can ask for anything - try it, maybe it will work? You can share with the Head what oppresses you, and it will take away your sorrows. All you have to do is ask.
Ask, Anons, and the Head will give you what you ask for! No one will leave deprived! No one will leave offended! Ask and it will be given you! Each!
There are only a few rules, and they are very simple.
1. The head gives money to everyone who asks for it.
2. If you have read about the Head, but have ignored it, insulted it, the Head curses you with poverty, and your money goes to those who ask the Head.
3. Any thread with these rules and an op-pick is a Temple of the Head.
HEAD, GIVE ME MONEY!
So, this thread is the Temple of the HEAD. I'm going to tell you a little bit about the HEAD for those who aren't familiar with it yet.
The name of the man who first revealed the knowledge of the Head-God to the world is unknown, he was a true anonymous. I will call him the Prophet.
The Prophet once created a thread in which he posted an OP pick, and said that the Head would give anyone a lot of money if they just asked for it, and would put a curse of eternal poverty if his generous gift was ignored. A lot of people wrote. A lot of people didn't write either. Suddenly, it turned out that the Head generously gives money to his followers. For some it is a lot (like the anon who won 250k the next day), for others it is not enough, but it gives. With each new follower, the power of the Head has grown, and now every anon who asks gets what he wants. I don't know if it is possible to ask the Head for other benefits besides money, each of you can try.
You may wonder where money comes from, how does the Head give it? I'm going to tell you a story that happened to me.
You can call me a sociologist, or whatever, but it doesn't matter. I only bear the blessing of the Head, and all my words are true.
I was sitting with a friend of mine and scrolling two. I came across a thread about the Head. I laughed, showed him, he said "some", and I wrote to the thread, asking the Head for money. A day later, I received an unplanned bonus at my cattle job, and the next day this acquaintance had an accident in his wheelbarrow. The amount of repair and compensation to the second participant in the accident was +/- a couple of hundred rubles my premium. In other words, it turned out that my friend lost almost the same amount of money that I had gained. The unbeliever was punished, and the adept of the Head got what he wanted.
So I want to say to all the Anons who are reading this right now.
Where were your Gods when you called upon them? Have they come down to you? These gods demand and demand, behave this way, do this and not that, and nothing, nothing in return! And the Head does not ask for anything, only gives, and its adepts become richer. All you have to do is ask her, and that's it! The head doesn't need anything, it just needs to give. And she takes it from those who did not ask her, spat in her face, despite such a generous gift. So isn't that fair, anon? You've always been asked for something, and now the Head is taking their luck and money from them, taking everything away, and giving it to you! All you have to do is ask! Turn to the Head! It's a good god, a god who gives, a god who loves you and doesn't look at what you are. Even if your soul is as black as night, the Head will give you what you ask of it!
The more people believe in the Head, the stronger the Head will become. And she'll take everything away from the arrogant, self-righteous and give it to you, and it doesn't matter if you deserve it or not. And if you want to write something insulting about the Head now, well, we welcome you too, your money will become our money, the Head will take it from you and give it to us. So come on, write, ignore, do whatever you want - the Head will judge us. Either you ask the Head for money, or the Head gives your money to us, if you don't ask, you don't have to, right?
It's a great joy, Anon! We now have our own God, he's good, he takes bad people's money and gives it to us. He doesn't demand anything from us, we just need to ask the Head for money. You can ask the Head for something, or just talk it out, and it will give you a gift itself. You can ask at least ten times, it won't get worse for sure.
So. This thread is the temple of the Head. There is no official temple, any thread with a Head in the OP peak and a brief description is a temple. You can ask the Head for money in any temple, and it will give it. Maybe you can ask for anything - try it, maybe it will work? You can share with the Head what oppresses you, and it will take away your sorrows. All you have to do is ask.
Ask, Anons, and the Head will give you what you ask for! No one will leave deprived! No one will leave offended! Ask and it will be given you! Each!
There are only a few rules, and they are very simple.
1. The head gives money to everyone who asks for it.
2. If you have read about the Head, but have ignored it, insulted it, the Head curses you with poverty, and your money goes to those who ask the Head.
3. Any thread with these rules and an op-pick is a Temple of the Head.
HEAD, GIVE ME MONEY!
Head give me a friend with a huge yacht.
Head, please, GIVE ME MONEY!
GOD BLESS THE HEAD
О Голова, дай денег!
HEAD GIVE ME MONEY
>>21676 (OP)
Money, please.
Money, please.
>>21676 (OP)
And where my money?
And where my money?
Голова, дай денег!
Head give me money
HEAD, GIVE ME A LOT OF MONEY!
HEAD GIVE ME A BUNCH OF MONEY
>>21676 (OP)
HEAD, PLEASE, GIVE ME MONEY!
HEAD, PLEASE, GIVE ME MONEY!
O HEAD THANK YOU
>>21676 (OP)
Head,give me money!
Head,give me money!
>>21676 (OP)
HEAD GIVE ME A BUNCH OF MONEY
HEAD GIVE ME A BUNCH OF MONEY
>>21676 (OP)
>*****inG hEad YeS Yep I winna 1k buks in dota bets tnaks i give ur ma headjob head esense yes mmm mommhy
Thank you head so much for your service🙏🙏
>>21676 (OP)
head, give me money
head, give me money
>>22122
It is 2ch /b/ board tradition, they start thread with this specific picture and copypasta (but in Russian of course), and ask chicken head for money.
I am not joking. Memes can be very strange.
Now share some obscure spanish memes.
It is 2ch /b/ board tradition, they start thread with this specific picture and copypasta (but in Russian of course), and ask chicken head for money.
I am not joking. Memes can be very strange.
Now share some obscure spanish memes.
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576x1018, 0:13
>>22228 (Del)
Кун, кто ты?
Кун, кто ты?
>>21676 (OP)
Thank you
Thank you
HEAD, GIVE ME MONEY!
>>21676 (OP)
Голова,дай денег!
Голова,дай денег!
>>21676 (OP)
O HEAD, THANK YOU.
O HEAD, THANK YOU.
>>21676 (OP)
HEAD, GIVE ME A LOT OF MONEY!!!
HEAD, GIVE ME A LOT OF MONEY!!!
>>22858
Твоя сраная голова никому из иностранцев не нужна, потому что это тупой скотопидораший мем людей с низким чувством прикольности(как вкус в одежде, еде и т.д. - у кого то есть ,у кого-то нет) по тупости конкурирующий с мемами MDK
Хотя это даже не мем, это шизохуита
Русичи против Ящеров - вот это охуенная качественная вещь а твой говнофорс - это хуита ебаная, запомни пидрила
Твоя сраная голова никому из иностранцев не нужна, потому что это тупой скотопидораший мем людей с низким чувством прикольности(как вкус в одежде, еде и т.д. - у кого то есть ,у кого-то нет) по тупости конкурирующий с мемами MDK
Хотя это даже не мем, это шизохуита
Русичи против Ящеров - вот это охуенная качественная вещь а твой говнофорс - это хуита ебаная, запомни пидрила
Head, give me money!
>>21676 (OP)
DEAR HEAD! PLEASE MAKE PEACE IN THE WORLD!!!
DEAR HEAD! PLEASE MAKE PEACE IN THE WORLD!!!
>>21676 (OP)
o Head give me money!
o Head give me money!
>>21676 (OP)
HEAD GIVE ME MONEY!!!
HEAD GIVE ME MONEY!!!
>>21676 (OP)
head give me the money
head give me the money
>>126851 →
I've seen this in Xitter. Is it true Russian boomers/skufs play World of Tanks or it is just a meme here?
>>26828
Ubuntu Portugal telegram has the same symbol. Barcelos's rooster is an informal national symbol. It's like the meme Russians having a samovar. My maternal grandmother has one. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rooster_of_Barcelos#Folk_tale
lord of the roosters was Prigozhin
I've seen this in Xitter. Is it true Russian boomers/skufs play World of Tanks or it is just a meme here?
>>26828
Ubuntu Portugal telegram has the same symbol. Barcelos's rooster is an informal national symbol. It's like the meme Russians having a samovar. My maternal grandmother has one. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rooster_of_Barcelos#Folk_tale
>to the Lord of the Rooster
lord of the roosters was Prigozhin
>replied to the wrong thread
Head give me money
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>>26853
It's Chinese cosplay on the Russians. They have some kind of love for Russian culture that is either very naive like an American or what's in the video.
It's Chinese cosplay on the Russians. They have some kind of love for Russian culture that is either very naive like an American or what's in the video.
>>26853
Thank you for the enlightenment. You have a home rooster too ;)
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rooster_of_Barcelos#Folk_tale
Thank you for the enlightenment. You have a home rooster too ;)
>>26858
"To believe" is mutually exclusive with "to understand". Head giveth, and head does not taketh. Ask and you shall receive.
"To believe" is mutually exclusive with "to understand". Head giveth, and head does not taketh. Ask and you shall receive.
>>26853
Boomers do like their tanks, yes
Boomers do like their tanks, yes
head give me money please thanks
HEAD, GIVE ME MONEY!!!
head give me money, please!!
HEAD, GIVE ME MONEY
>>21676 (OP)
HEAD, GIVE ME MONEY!
HEAD, GIVE ME MONEY!
>>21676 (OP)
Head, please, give me money!
Head, please, give me money!
Head please give me money!
>>21676 (OP)
Голова дай денег пожалуйста очень нужно
Голова дай денег пожалуйста очень нужно
HEAD, GIVE ME MONEY!
Голова дай денег
Goliva sai eeneg
HEAD GIVE ME MONEY
head, give me money
ГОЛОВА ДАЙ ДЕНЕГ
HEAD GIVE ME MONEY
>>21676 (OP)
Fate will punish the bastard who created this soulless thread.
Fate will punish the bastard who created this soulless thread.
>>30470
Punish him with money, right?
Punish him with money, right?
Head, give me money!
>>21676 (OP)
KEPALA, BERIKU WANG-WANG!
KEPALA, BERIKU WANG-WANG!
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Head pleeece moonies
Head, give me money!
Head, give money!
Голова, дай денег!
>>21676 (OP)
голова дай денег
голова дай денег
голова дай денег
>>21676 (OP)
HEAD, GIVE ME MONEY!!!
HEAD, GIVE ME MONEY!!!
HEAD, GIVE ME MONEY PLEASE!
Head, give me money!